The Mystery of Baby Amos and the Vegetable Eaters

A: I sent you the entire guest list, you consolidate for me.

W: Let me see... okay I think it's better you consolidate it first because I can't tell who's muslim or vegeterian...

A: Huh! The ones with Malay names are Muslim of course!

W: Hmm, okay... And the vegetarians?

A: Please lah which one vegetarian you also don't know?

W: No I don't. They don't have vegetarian names

A: Eh please okay. I also need baby chair

W: Okay baby chairs at which table?

A: Eh please okay. Don't try to be funny! table 5, 9 and 10. Can't you see??

W: Er no... I don't know which are baby names...

A: Please okay! Amos is a baby! Sally is a baby!!!

W: Yes but I wouldn't know. It doesn't say Baby Amos or Baby Sally.

A: Aiya you like that also don't know! Don't know don't know. Everything don't know! Need to spoonfeed you?? I tell you ah, you better read properly and see which is baby. Got Malay baby also you better take note...