Free Voucher

Over the phone:

A: Eh eh I starving leh.
W: Oh! I think you'd better eat something before your wedding first then.
A: Wah liao eh! I starving to death! My wife starving to death! My wife leh my WIFE.
W: Okay... would you like to order room service? I can help you place an order
A: Room service... free ah?
W: Well room service is charged, how much depends on your order.
A: No la free la.
W: What would you like to have?
A: I must know free or not first right, if free of course I order most expensive one, if not free I don't order.
W: Hey actually, your suite comes with a $100 F&B voucher compliments of the hotel, you can use this voucher for your room service, so it's actually free.
A: Huh use my free voucher! Cannot la... you give me free voucher then make me use on room service... cheating!