Ooh! Ow! Eew! Ouch!

This post is dedicated to my ex-colleague OBB… an incident during a messy renovation time.

W: Ahhhhh I cannot believe my couple insists on entering the hotel which is now just grey cement with wires popping out from all directions and mud floor with sparks flying all over! And… they want me to go into that hazardous place with them!
OBB (calmly): Ask them if they value their life. If not you can bring them in.
W: Huh! I bring ah? I value my life leh…
OBB: I can bring them in.
W: Huh! Really! Yeahhhh we’ll go together? Are we allowed to go in? I don’t mind seeing a half-renovated hotel.
OBB: Can sneak in la. Dusty only.

2 days later:

OBB (pointing to Mr X & Mrs X’s feet): Okay you and you, please remove your shoes
W: (whispering): Eh but OBB, the floor is… is full of nails
OBB: (pointing to W): Oh you, no need.
W: Oh!

Mr X & Mrs X obediently remove their shoes looking worried

W: (whispering) er… safe or not…
OBB: Yes safe. If we disturb we must disturb all the way…

After 5 min:

Mr X: (looking anxiously at the floor) Okay I think we go now
Mrs X: (glancing at husband) Yes yes I think the ballroom looks good, looks okay.

W: (whispering) We’ve barely seen the ballroom… what’s this x-ray vision or what.

Walking back to our office:

OBB: (walking on tip toe) Ooh! Ow! Ew!

Haha… OBB I miss you dearly!