We are not Happy

X: We have decided to book with your hotel even though you can’t give us the perks we want, because your service is so good, so we will sacrifice the perks and sign with you.

W: Okay great! When would you like to come by?

X: When we can get more perks

W: Oh…what would you be looking at?

X: Two bottles of wine per table. Free.

W: You’re looking at a peak date, as per our latest email is the best package we can extend, unless you have alternative dates that are “less hot”

X: Sigh. How do you expect us to sign up when the service is so bad… you know that we just look at perks what, who will give up perks just to sign up somewhere… you should review our package…

2 days later:

X: We have decided to book your hotel

W: Okay great! When would you like to come by?

X: We just want you to know we are booking reluctantly because you refuse to give us what we want.

W: Oh, no problem let’s take our time. It’s best we iron out the package to ensure you are most comfortable with what you are signing up for.

X: We want to book! But I want you to remember we are not happy.